January 2012
I hate when people reply to my question with a...
texter: Hey
me: Hi whats up?
texter: Whats up?
me: -_-
mattbray:
Accurate: “Aren’t you curious how I know all that stuff about you?” “I just figured you were Facebook stalking me.”
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: Lol but good shows are on.
iPod: Sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: Lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: What's the meaning of life, though?
Temperature: Lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: Oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey.
Tumblr: But there's stuff that needs rebloggin'.
I wasn't gonna eat cause I thought I was doing it...
2. The way to make friends is to say taboo things...
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1 tag
joshishollywood:
Take a moment to remember that the Baha Men took home a grammy for Who Let The Dogs Out? and understand that nothing you do will ever matter
supdevan:
i typed in kimswedding as my password but it said it was too short and not strong enough :(
“I felt like crying but nothing came out. it was just a sort of sad sickness,...”
– bukowski (via omgitsmallory)
DONG DING: Okay guys here’s the update:I’m in... →
wowhotawhat:
Okay guys here’s the update:
I’m in college
I have my face painted on on a daily basis
it happens against my will
I was forced to do a lame af catwalk on the cafeteria tables it was awful I got booed off
also had to booty shake to get my stolen ID card back
but the plus point is that I…
Welcome to Aziza’s life.
Lady listen, I am a sitcom writer, and you have...
